“Really? How’s that?” the first friend asked. “Well, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.” “Man, that sucks!” Paddy and…

“I’ll do anything you’d like Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game I want 100…

Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot,…

I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?” Little tears started to flow down her…

Why do you ask such a thing?” the woman said angrily. Son: “I just want to know Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”…

St Peter said, “Hmm, perhaps that could be arranged.  It does involves a lot of paperwork… but sure.  You’ve got two alternatives: you can come back as…

“Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!” “Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion got himself into this mess.  Let him get himself out!”

Insurance doesn’t work quite like that An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we’ll provide you with a new barn of…

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him “You haven’t said anything about what you…