He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he called the police again “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were…

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want $ex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or…

Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.” The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, “Read all about it…

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now…

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself When…

The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away. “Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?” asked…

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven years old what he wants for breakfast. “Oh sh.., mum, I guess I’ll have some Coco Pops.”…

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’ ‘No, I don’t,’ I said. He asked, ‘Do you…

“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her…