The Woman Seductively Signalled
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her…
Lost Car Keys
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult…
Surprise E-Mail
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool, a widow had just…
Church’S Board
“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.” After the church service, a little…
Everyone Laughed When The Two Americans Did This In Church
By the time forty-five minutes pass, they’ve gotten used to the routine. Suddenly, while everyone is seated, the priest says something in French and the gentleman they…
Remember Psalm 129
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily…
I Took my Son For A Drink
I drank it. I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s. Nope, no cigar! In desperation, I had him try Maker’s…
A Blonde walks into a Restaurant
She nods to the black guy. He stood up and nicks the blonde unconscious. When the blonde wakes up she’s tied to a log and is floating…